Now that we’ve stopped the fuckery that is Romney, we need to get down to business:

theuppitynegras:

  • the fucking drones over Pakistan
  • the crappy Kumbayah policy on American racism
  • this war they keep trying to start with Iran
  • the dick riding of Israel 

Call the White House: 202-456-1111

Write a freaking letter:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500.

Send an Email

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anchorsandmoons:

dorothy-snarker:

Four for four. All for love. Congratulations, America. Let’s go get married.

I hate to possibly ruin this amazing post, but I swear I had to double take on the 3rd image…  Dean from community anyone?

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kylachelle:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:


DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME
THIS POST COMES BACK



bless this post. omigawd.

kylachelle:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

bless this post. omigawd.

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thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

ryanhatesthis:

JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU DON’T WANNA BAKE UP

It’l cool down soon

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

ryanhatesthis:

JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU DON’T WANNA BAKE UP

It’l cool down soon

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ealperin:

closetextrovert:

elcomfortador:

There is a German word, Kummerspeck, that means “the excess weight gained from emotional eating” and that translated literally means “grief bacon.” And this, friends, is the perfect stock photo to illustrate that.

The polar opposite of “women laughing alone with salad”

^Yep.^

ealperin:

closetextrovert:

elcomfortador:

There is a German word, Kummerspeck, that means “the excess weight gained from emotional eating” and that translated literally means “grief bacon.” And this, friends, is the perfect stock photo to illustrate that.

The polar opposite of “women laughing alone with salad”

^Yep.^

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